Archive for the ‘Fashion Tamatar’ Category

Wow!

Now this is how it’s done on the Chivas-Cannes red carpet!

We truly gave a standing ovation to Deepika Padukone when we saw how gorj she looked in this Rohit Bal saree with matching gold/diamond accessories at the premiere of french film Tournée.

Really stunning.

P.S. Looking like someone never got around to lasering off their ex-boyfriends inked initials….

So wrong it’ll never be right.

We know that rompers are in season, but seriously WTF is that bow near MG’s lady bits?!

Tragic. So tragic that we have to look away.

Get a stylist asap bb- for your sake and ours!

We were enjoying this little regal blue number that Sonam Kapoor was wearing to the launch of a new line at Twinkle Khanna’s interior design store, she looked mighty proud of her outfit choice….

But then we scrolled down…

dun

dun

dun

To find she was wearing a big billowy jumpsuit which was dragging all over the nice marble floor. We like jumpsuits but if only this was a long dress or a short one we would’ve enjoyed it more.

Oyy veeey SK, oyyy veeey. Sooo sooo close to not being a tamatar.

SIGHS.

Things were going well for Neetu Chandra in this dress. We didn’t LOVE it..but it was OK. But then…

she turned to the side….

ICK.

She looks like a stuffed turkey in the dress! Too much skin, too much bra fat and basically vvvv unflattering!

When will ladies understand that seksi does not equal showing skin!!

SIGH.

It really looks like Sonam Kapoor has 80 year-old saggy boobs with those two flappy thingys. Like seriously!!  Well at least SK knows how to give the illusion of enhanced boobage.

It’s sad when you’re trying to be “fashion forward” and your stylist (or you) FAIL. Miserably. Especially when you are the spokeslady of a BIG name cosmetic company’s new product launch. SIGH.

Somehow we aren’t feeling something about Mugdha Godse in this Swapnil Shinde dress that she wore to the CN Wadia Cup.

We know, we know. MG is all “model-y” with the legs and bone structure blah blah but we still ain’t feeling it.

Are YOU?

Ugh.

Ugh.

We love her heels and she looks super hawt from the neck up but that whole Mrs. Pinto-is-attending-a-funeral outfit (when she is really attending the CID Gallantry award show!) is really making Tabu look really fug. And that`s really tragic because that`s THE Tabu! Like THE Madonna or THE Pope or THE Beyonce or THE Rekha or any other single named person of great importance and appeal.

Our heart cries tears looking at this tamatar of fashion.

Sigh.

From the neck above, Asin was looking gorj at the Marie Claire Made in India Fashion Awards but then she decided to wear that red bulbous thing which looks like a potato sack dyed red.

Sadness.

So Ms Patel and the soon-to-be Mrs Shetty-Kundra attended the wedding of Sumeen Singh and Gurpal Chawla’s this past weekend and the clear winner of this Fashion Face-off was…

*ding ding ding*

SS!!!

We don’t even know what AP was thinking, it just looks horrid. You have a great body AP, but let someone help you with Saree-tying duty in the future hmm?

The former Miss Asia-Pacific is in Dubai at the launch of Fashion Week and we…just…have..no..words.

PS We ARE grateful that Miss Mirza ditched the dark-goth short-tight dresses and went for something more classy. It suits her much much more no?