Posts Tagged ‘Katrina Kaif’

Katrina Kaif has really been going overboard injecting her lips in between Raajneeti press-meets and interviews for her AR Rahmn composed nursery rhymes audio-book, and judging from the piccies above…it looks so awful!

ICK.

All we gotta say to KK is “Quack Quack” to you too!

Check out a brief snipet of that highly-anticipated speech that Katrina Kaif’s character gives in the newly released promo for Rajneeti. If reports are to be believed, KK has re-dubbed major portions of her role because she’s “unhappy” with her heavily heavily firangi accented hindi…news like this makes us anxiously await June 18th!!

Is it just as or does this new look for Ranbir Kapoor make him look like a totes hawtie?!!

According to reports Katrina Kaif will be essaying the role of Madhubala opposite to Ranbir Kapoor who will be playing Kishore Kumar in a biopic directed by Anurag Basu.

ZOMG. What a FAIL casting!

We wish that Aamir Khan was still attached to the project to portray Kishoreda and Kareena Kapoor was opposite him as was originally planned!

How can glamourpuss Katrina play the role of  THE Tragedy Queen who ruled the silvescreen in the 50s and 60s???? HOW?!??!?!

This is so ridic that we wish it was a joke!!

Katrina Kaif!!!!

*applause*

Seriously, could she look anymore bored and devoid of any real feeling in her Sonia Gandhi-esque role for Rajneeti???

EMOTE girl!! Emote!! That’s what they’re paying you for…err…our bad, they’re paying you to look pretty and add the “glam” factor in a predominantly male cast.

So forget that, and own that duck-lipped’ stone face and quit dreaming of National Awards when you’re raking in the moolah and have tons of adoring fans! Can’t win them all!

And she’s looking good in that gorj ghagra-choli!

Katrina Kaif claimed that it t took “18 days to get into shape” with her trainer Yasmin to fit into that very tiny choli and that she maintains a strict Chinese/Japanese fish-based diet to stay fit.

Well she isn’t a pucca desi girl so of course she doesn’t enjoy pakodas once in a while!

Katrina Kaif and her duck lips are featured in the new print ad for Nakshatra diamonds and it’s just saaaaaaad how much she’s messed with her face.

She’ll be looking like the desi version of Lisa Rinna’s lips if she doesn’t quit it.

Ick.

Channeling her inner-Vidya Balan, KK showed up to the Nakhshatra Vivaah collection wearing something that looked like a Sabyasachi saree (with its abstract printed blouse and heavily embroidered palu) but so wasn’t! The saree was actually by Vikram Phadnis which KK accented with a red kum-kum bindi  (so reminiscent of Celina Jaitly’s big bindi trend!).

What do YOU think of KK’s attempt to look like a typical Indian lady-red bindi and all?

P.S. is it just us or do her lips look more and more obvious as the days go by? Stop messing with your face!!!

Well she may not be quintessentially “Indian” but KK sure looks good in this Tarun Tahiliani anarkali-style salwaar kameez at the FICCI Frames inauguration this past week.

We wish the dupatta hadnt’ been drapped that way, because it covers the beautiful velvet-corset!!!

What range of expressions!

Katrina Kaif really has perfected the side pose as she played with variations in arms, smiling and eyes for her new Lux campaign.

We applaud her “acting” efforts.

HEHE.

Well we gotta hand it to Slice mango juice, they are definitely giving the male population what they desire- seksi provocative shots of KK and a dripping/oozing mango.

Hawt.

We thinks, the mango is clearly enjoying itself. HEHE.